It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a bacon rocket!

March 6th, 20102:10 am @ Dawn Xiana Moon

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Bacon Rocket from rathergood.com

bacon, noun:

  1. The back and sides of the hog, salted and dried or smoked, usually sliced thin and fried for food.
  2. Michi’s favorite food.
  3. The celebrated culinary delight at a new festival in Chicago.
  4. What is clogging your arteries.

rocket, noun:

  1. Any of various simple or complex tubelike devices containing combustibles that on being ignited liberate gases whose action propels the tube through the air: used for pyrotechnic effect, signaling, carrying a lifeline, hurling explosives at an enemy, putting a space vehicle into orbit, etc.
  2. Awesomeness.
  3. Fire and flying – what could be better?

bacon rocket, noun:

  1. What happens when you cross a culinary trend and a tasty, fattening piece of food with aerospace engineering and utter insanity.
  2. What you get when a crazy Brit decides that merely eating his food isn’t interesting enough.
  3. A new means to create holes in your windows.